You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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