one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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