Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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