Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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