By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Please don't give away my fajitas
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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