I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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