I wanna bring you to show and tell
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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