i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
