Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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