You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I love you. Go after that dick
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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