Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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