Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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