I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
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The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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