p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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