got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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