I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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