We're like a lot better than the average bears
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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