I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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