Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You are a genius and a whore.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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