fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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