it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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