That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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