When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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