So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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