omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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