Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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