Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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