Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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