I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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