i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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