miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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