i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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