I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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