But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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