I forgot how hot balto sounded
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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