you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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