In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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