Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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