im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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