How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Randomize
