great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
