We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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