CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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