Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
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was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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