Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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