So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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