Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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