I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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