I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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