oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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