Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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