i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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