Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize